1. You rack up “gold” status on your frequent flyer program before Valentine’s day.
2. There is a permanent place in your wallet for your green card and a dedicated slot for the voltage converter and adapter in your jewelry box.
3. You start thinking that jet lag is actually an opportunity to extend productive working day (all those hours at hand and no sleep !!).
4. You don’t know what time zone you are in & frankly don’t care. (Eat when hungry, doze when tired and work all the time … )
5. You do not unpack your toilet bag anymore.
6. You have become a pro at dressing & packing for fastest way to get through security check points. Shoes with no buckles/laces/zips, no belts, laptop in individual sleeve, liquids in 3 oz containers in clear plastic … you even know which of your earrings have too much metal and they beep – you avoid them. You get through the checkpoint before the security personnel even finishes saying all these instructions!
7. You have a “regular” cab driver who takes you to airport. You know his personal history. You know he is an immigrant MBA student who is nearing graduation and looking for jobs ‘back home’ so he and his wife can be close to their family and get help raising their 4 kids. You advise him on interview tips. You feel slightly affronted when he leaves the country without informing you (apparently got that job!).
8. When you drive to airport yourself, you know things like – if you park in the “blue” ramp there is a shortcut security checkpoint to the terminal with much shorter lines.
9. You can’t find the seat adjustment lever in your own car … as you don’t realize you are driving your own car for once.
10. Your kids assume its weekend, if they see you are home.
11. Your kids have started helping you pack for the trips. You convince yourself that this is teaching them essential life skills of traveling light, packing in a jiffy and more importantly building the security that “mamma goes away for a little bit but always comes back home”. (You even make it sound noble … ).
12. You “pre-buy” gifts for your kids and hide them at home in advance so you have something to hand them when you return from your trip. (You know you will not have time to shop for them during your trip. Also, while you are at it you might as well buy for the whole year as there will be trips.)
13. You communicate with your friends and family through (fitfully sporadic) blogs and hope they will consider this adequate and forgive you for all the unanswered emails, infrequent phone calls and no contact even while you are traveling to their town/country.