Daily Update: 11/22/10

Today was a downright crazy Monday morning to say the least but nothing out of the ordinary I must add. I woke up at 5:33am, rather I jumped out of the bed screaming. I had had a nightmare, not sure about what; but the first thought that I registered was that Aadi had been screaming for a long long time and the volume on the monitor was too low for me to realize – or so I thought. (Yes – we/I have finally made it to the major milestone of moving Aadi to his own room after months of deliberation and finally running out of excuses.) My first reaction was to deliver a kick and an elbow to Suvo to let him know what an outrage had unfolded. Suvo nearly fell off the bed and gave me an uncomprehending look before he turned on his side, adjusted his pillow and went back to sleep. I wanted to punch his face but then I curbed my impulse and for good reason – I just noticed Aadi’s crying by its conspicuous absence. He had gone back to sleep!! This meant that he was not crying for long at all and what I logged on to was an isolated wail that ensues many times a night when he has a cold – like the one he has right now… (grr … I’m loosing my mind). After a cup of milk (aided by the melatonin I had at night) I went back to sleep.

The morning was no different than others, I woke up to the panic that I was too late for work (there was a 7am meeting !@#@$), except for the amount of black ice on the road. Suvo offered the statistics that there were 500 accidents over the weekend due to worsened driving conditions, while he nursed his morning coffee in his pajamas staring at his Macbook Pro and I rushed to get Diya to brush her teeth and Aadi to stop brushing his teeth (with his sister’s toothbrush). I had already gotten “ready-for-the-day” after spending about 9 minutes and 47 seconds to discard my night clothes, brush my teeth and stuff myself into whatever I could lay my hands on from the “work wardrobe” that did not have: a) baby food, b) spit up (I hate those) and c) excessive amount of dog hair (NOTICE – I did not mention “clothes that match”; I have simplified this by buying predominantly black and white so everything matches – a trick I have learnt from Diya, for her everything is pink!).

I found out that the 7am meeting was cancelled, actually it did not exist - my blackberry was not synchronized and was seeing ghosts. This annoyed me, I could have sneaked in another half hour of sleep. I am not exactly sure how the next hour passed – but between catching up with email piled up during the weekend, Aadi pooping twice and Diya wanting to pack 2 pairs of shoes for school (??!!) I hardly noticed the time and suddenly I was up against a 9am meeting that I needed to be in the office for (it’s a good 30 min drive to work on a good day and with this weather all bets were off). I walked Diya to the bus stop impatiently (across the street and one house over), scolding her all the way as she tried to skid on the ice, drag the front of her shoes and messed up the ‘patterns’ her friend had constructed riding his scooter on his driveway –only for his Dad to ruin. Suvo gauged my mental state as I got back home and he offered to drive Aadi to daycare. He also asked me if I would like to go with him (I think he just wanted to demonstrate how bad it was to drive today). I realized that the 9am meeting was not that important and I won’t make it in time to work anyway, I relented to do drop off Aadi with Suvo.

We skidded a few times on our way to Aadi’s day care and back despite Suvo’s pretentious Audi with all-wheel-drive and God knows what other features. Ammani, Aadi’s precious Daycare Grandma, related to us of their horrible Saturday night that they spent on the road as the highway stalled with a compounded 20 car accident. Suvo’s trick was working – by now it had started to sink in that I should probably stay off the road today, what with my VERY limited driving skills – it might be better for everyone involved including my fellow drivers on 494 (maybe we could work in a national security angle here if we stretched our imagination a bit). And so I stayed home – glued to the phone from 9:30am to about 6pm, of course swapping out the cordless phones as the batteries ran out.

The evening was another story all-together, Suvo had brought the kids home while I was still on the phone. I emerged from the basement (my home-office – as that’s where I get the best wireless reception, sitting right next to the modem @#$@) to find that the kids were going wild; there was a pile of dishes; no food at home and at 7pm two contractors were going to show up for giving us “free-estimates” for two completely different home-improvement projects that Suvo and I were thinking of (as if we did not have enough going on already) and with ZERO co-ordination between our efforts. At least, we managed to cancel one of the two before they showed up. Meanwhile, I had pasta cooking while Diya was trying to bake a cake ‘all-by-herself’ and Aadi was vacillating between watching Dora and wanting to come ‘help’ us in the kitchen since it was by far more interesting. Suvo managed to pull a vanishing act.

I was still in my pajamas, that have the motto ‘Peace on Earth’ with a picture of Eyore all over (remember I gave up on going to work, so I changed back thinking I will get into something better after I shower – surprise, surprise, I never really made it that far into my personal hygiene routine). I felt anything but “peaceful”; I got visible cues that Diya was ravenous. She started eating the cake batter RAW. There was chocolate batter on her hands, her face, her clothes, on the countertop, on the floor, on the carpet and on the music systems as she ran back and forth between mixing the cake and endlessly rewinding the “zooby dooby” song from the movie “Three Idioits”(her latest favorite) which was playing at a deafening volume. The pasta was still boiling – who needs whole grain @#$#$%!!

My brother called in to check if I was dead or alive and I shooed him away, promising him to call later in the night (he always understands!).

The contractors arrived 10 mins before 7pm, while I was still working on getting the pasta sauce ready and Diya was watching over the cake cooking in the oven. Suvo materialized out of thin air, to spend full 17 minutes with the contractors (who wanted to sell us new windows for a mere 40k so we could take advantage of the HUGE 1.5k of stimulus tax credits) before smoothly getting rid of them, all the while entertaining Aadi and reigning in Maple, who wanted to greet the visitors to death.

I proudly served the pasta to Diya, and even managed to sprinkle some cheese on it. She commented –“It does not look good”. That’s when the flood broke loose. I am not exactly sure what happened for the next 20 seconds or so, I only remember that I did not recognize my own voice as I poured in all my frustration and exhaustion of the day on our little princess. Anyway, the result was that (about 45 mins later) Diya finished all her food, ‘all-by-herself’ (even though she took a potty break in between). I used the 45 minutes to do a vanishing act myself, which involved finding a bottle of Pinot Noir, reading 30 odd pages of a book and taking the long postponed shower. I was much better composed at the end of it.

I came downstairs to find Diya, Aadi and Suvo collectively in a good mood. Diya was eager to point out that she finished her food and used that fact to blatantly earn her next phase in the evening i.e. frosting the cake. I could not deny her that, especially with the guilt of unloading at her earlier (she does know how to cash you in). So I gave her full access to the jar of frosting and a box of sprinkles. She completed the task diligently and then demanded that I let her light a candle and cut the cake immediately. I let her have her way. I even gave in to singing ‘Happy Birthday’ even though her birthday is 2 months out-of-date (maybe that’s within the margin of error).

Diya helped herself to about a quarter of the cake. I stopped myself from restraining her as I realized how I thought a bottle of Pinot Noir to be an acceptable helping (even a recommended serving) on a weeknight – its all about perspective!

The rest of the evening/night went in a blurr with “All iz Well” from ‘Three Idiots’ playing full blast in the basement. Diya and Aadi mounted on a chair together, trying to play Suvo’s double-decker keyboards as Suvo tried to express himself through saxophone. I think, I even managed to return my brother’s call in the midst of this chaos.

Somehow, Suvo managed to put the kids to bed as I stayed back to narrate the events of the day. Its 11.38 pm and my battery (I mean both mine and my laptop’s) has almost run out after 3 failed attempts of posting this on blogspot. Somehow, dinner fell off the table (not so literally) and I must so get some sleep – have an early meeting tomorrow and I really need to be able to make it to work.


NOTE: This was supposed to be a short account of my day – much in the spirit of keeping a ‘blog’ – I guess I just can’t help my self – or maybe it has something to do with how my life unfolds.